Bears are simultaneously so graceful and so strong. Bears know who they are, but they often don’t know who you are, which is why they kill you.

They really cut to the chase in the urologist’s examination room, and I tried to laugh. If this office were a movie, it would have been rated R.

If the young only knew if the old only could.

One of the surest signs of the estimated changes in the consciousness of the American proletariat is to be found in the character of the demands now being put forward by the leadership.

The British were indeed very far superior to the Americans in every respect necessary to military operations, except the revivified courage and resolution, the result of sudden success after despair.

I believe I have a personal responsibility to make a positive impact on society.

There are people who can achieve huge success in life, while adding a bit of fun and a splash of colour to this increasingly grey world.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Deliberate virtue is never worth much: The virtue of feeling or habit is the thing.

I write, fighting for every sentence, fighting to hold the reader with every paragraph.

When you compare music, you lose the joy of listening to it.

I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself.