Beauty is a horrible power.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Success is the only unforgivable sin against your neighbor.

Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

It has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.

Those who wish to stand tallest must kneel lowest.

O Lord let me not live to be useless!

A lot of acting techniques are very self-oriented.

A good product can last forever.

Havin lunch and debatin Ferrari prices. 23 and goin through a midlife crisis.

Uta Hagen would say, there's the representational actor and the presentational actor.

There's a lot of negativity in the world. I'm trying to be positive.

I happen to be quite fond of staying out late and sleeping the day away.

If it be ungentlemanly to kiss and tell, it is still further from gentlemanliness to pray and tell.

It's not the world wide web. It's the women wide web.