Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

Night is a time of rigor, but also of mercy. There are truths which one can see only when it’s dark

I have always had the sea as my playground.

I drive a Mustang. A 2005 five-speed GT convertible.

I prefer a story that has the good sense to stay on the page where it belongs. - Elinor

It's important not to look like a tool in front of your posse.

I love that there are others interacting with me.

Voyagers discover that the world can never be larger than the person that is in the world; but it is impossible to foresee this, it is impossible to be warned.

You need cliches. Cliches are what people respond to.

Obstacles are our friends: they teach us where we're stuck.

A statesman cannot afford to be a moralist.