Beauty isin't judged by the size of your jeans.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

Intuition is our knight in white, shining armor, there to help us claim our kingdom in the bold time of life.

My particular grief Is of so flood-gate and o'erbearing nature That it engluts and swallows other sorrows, And it is still itself.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.

So now the challenge is to imagine a different world where our wealth is in human relations and the things we do together, and we learn to live in balance with the rest of nature.

Our body is simply a social structure made of many souls.

All societies end up wearing masks.

And a thimble's worth of milky moon Can touch hearts larger than a thimble.

In the book of life every page has two sides: we human beings fill the upper side with our plans, hopes and wishes, but providence writes on the other side, and what it ordains is seldom our goal.

Foreign newspapers: if they've got nothing to hide, how come they don't print them in English?