Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The unkind words that we said and the unkind deeds that we did will haunt us one day!

An intelligent consistency is the foundation of genius.

If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, 'Everything stinks.' Then, you're never wrong.

Gabriel is a unique archangel in the sense that it is almost certain that she is the only female in the higher echelons.

The key to beauty is always to be looking at someone who loves you, really.

I hate the way the English have of not being serious about being serious, I really hate it.

Usually I don't get specific advice from certain actors or actresses I work with.

Make this the golden rule, the equivalent of the Hippocratic oath: Everything we ask a child to do should be worth doing.

Workers should have Sundays off because Sunday is for the family. Calling for Sundays to be a holiday.

I'm so into you, it's not even funny. (Naomi & Ely's No Kiss List)