Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH! And look around ...can you blame us?!

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Part of being friends with someone is knowing when to speak your mind and when to shut the hell up.

When your passions and desires align you cannot hold them back.

England is the paradise of individuality eccentricity heresy anomalies hobbies and humours.

I am a person of the 18th century.

Politically popular speech has always been protected: even the Jews were free to say ‘Heil Hitler.’

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.

Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.

Remember it's OK to be yourself.

I would say that I'm pretty mainstream.