Because I don't believe everything I read.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Only those with whom you have bound karmic accounts, in the past life, will be able to live with you together.

The more wary you are of danger the more likely you are to meet it.

My dad is very successful in his business. He's always been big in having hobbies and having little ways to get away. He always made time for hunting and fishing. He always encouraged me to do it.

Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.

During my youth, the idea of moving from Lebanon was unthinkable. Then I began to realise I might have to go, like my grandfather, uncles and others who left for America, Egypt, Australia, Cuba.

Chess is the gymnasium of the mind.

Vocally, I really like going into the darker side of myself.

There is a massive economic opportunity out there to be taken without waiting for government legislation.

I know people my age (early 40s) who insist upon only writing. You know what we call them? Ex-journalists.

If you don't find some way to discuss what's going on inside you, it can come out in other ways that are self-destructive.