Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Unhappiness comes from living the life of two people--the one people want you to be and the one you want to be.

The people living darkness has seen a bright light.

In daylight and up close, he was merciless, all smiles and freckles, the brightest, boldest flame a moth could wish for.

One of my beliefs about leadership is it's not how many followers you have, but how many people you have with different opinions that you can bring together and try to be a good listener.

My father and all my uncles on both sides served in the military in World War II and Korea.

I know I was a businessman for years, and I stayed up countless nights worrying about having to let one person go. It's a terrible thing to do.

Well, I've been in the political arena all of my life, and 10 years of that as a candidate and elected official, and that's about enough.

Most wretched men Are cradled into poetry by wrong: They learn in suffering what they teach in song.

You can lose your weight, but you can't lose your personality. And people's personalities don't change.

I was a runner who happened to be a Christian. I needed to become a Christian who happened to be a runner.