Because 'You're perfect just the way you are, ' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I love you for who you are, not who the world thinks you should be.

What kind of person doesn't let you have gummi bears?

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far.

Please, I'm a transgender former boy-bander. You think I don't know how to defend myself?

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We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

Agent Jones held Sinjin’s face in his hands. “I’m going to make balloon animals. People need balloon animals.”“How right you are, strange delusional man, ” Sinjin said.

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It was so hard to feel safe in the world when you were a girl.

A photograph is a biography of a moment.

If I could be anywhere, where would I be?

No money on earth can buy the love and affection that has been given to me by a grateful nation.

Actually everyting is right, even the errors.

Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

We can never, even by the strictest examination, get completely behind the secret springs of action.

I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living makes a name. [Lat., Nolo virum facili redimit qui sanquine famam; Hunc volo laudari qui sine morte potest.]

What people don't get is that hair is such a big part of our identity.

I want to be back on Broadway one day. That's a dream of mine. There's nothing like live theater, and I think it's so important for me to be able to be on stage with an audience that responds.

It's okay to ask questions, but get the answers. So, where are the answers? Since the questions came from within you, guess where the answers are? Within you.