Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Friends? Your friends? If you lock them together in a room with no food for a week…Then you could see what it is, friends! …

I reside in an abode where your thoughts imagine me... You reside in my heart where the auricles camouflage my longing...

Our firmest convictions are apt to be the most suspect they mark our limitations and our bounds. Life is a petty thing unless it is moved by the indomitable urge to extend its boundaries.

There's a difference between expectations and aspirations.

Chasing meaning is better for your health than trying to avoid discomfort.

The human voice is the first and most natural musical instrument, also the most emotional.

Be eager in your desires but humbly patient in their accomplishment.

By gold all good faith has been banished; by gold our rights are abused; the law itself is influenced by gold, and soon there will be an end of every modest restraint.

I ask you, if a mad man came in and abducted your child and I said to you I can bring your child homedoes it matter how I bring them home?

My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and then she would feed you.