Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

What other people think is their problem.

Communication is the key to successful relationships.

Wherever there is peace, there is progress.

Mind sees magic because it can be deceived when allowed by heart.

I watch the sky progress through its morning paces, the light turning from rose to saffron as the sun ascends, its rays like ribbons tangling in the tops of trees.

I know what I have to do if I want to lose weight and stay healthy: eat a proper diet and exercise. All I've got to do is apply it.

Bodies fall towards the earth as it is in the nature of the earth to attract bodies, just as it is in the nature of water to flow.

Let it be understood that those who are not found living as He taught are not Christian- even though they profess with the lips the teaching of Christ.

I graduate with honors. I balled Nead O'Connor. I did a free style then I got a shoutout from Obama.

I do not think that shoemaker a good workman that makes a great shoe for a little foot.

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

I was very obsessed. I mean, I could tell you the fat content and the calorie content in absolutely anything.