Because he says he can't stand you and you act like you can't stand him, and whenever a man and a woman behave like that toward each other, it usually means something's going on.

Imagine having a mother who worries that you read too much. The question is, what is it that's supposed to happen to people who read too much? How can you tell when someone's crossed the line.

But also . . . I have plenty of people around me to talk to, and no one to be honest with.

School is one long illness with symptoms that switch every five minutes so you think it's getting better or worse. But really it's the same thing for years and years.

He was too perplexed to please the conventional and too reverent. to please the infidels.

An important function of theology is to keep religion tied to reason and reason to religion. Both roles are of essential importance for humanity.

Baby girl you need to stop it, all that pride and self esteem got you angry bout this girl I'm wit in all them magazines.

Leading a big company means never allowing a company to take itself too seriously.

But I don't believe anyone begins a homosexual.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

There's definitely a huge gap between the elite and public perceptions on immigration.

If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim.

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn’t…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)