Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

The way you react to challenging situations will say a lot about you. Actually, it will make or break your business.

The ability to play is one of the principal criteria of mental health.

I prefer to stay on the important issues facing the American people.

I must write the book out in my head now, before I sit down.

To advertisers: "Do not compete with your agency in the creative area. Why keep a dog and bark yourself?"

Hurry, conscious younger people! Get to power quickly so political decisions can be based on the greater good for all rather than the greater gain for few. Hurry, before it is too late!

My boxing inspiration is to one day become world champion, to go as far as I can go and see where it takes me.

A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful.

We celebrate the First Advent to whet our appetites for the Second. We long for the next coming.

Be who you are and not who someone else thinks you ought to be.