Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed!

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

We are like poor people, who have nothing but each other, and are happy.

A great brand starts with a hero product.

The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people that make it all happen, the people that turn on the television set.

Great dreams require great courage.

In Zen we strive to bring both the mind and the body into perfect combination, so that there is no intrinsic difference between them.

I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is.

When all choices seem wrong, choose restraint.

There is a glory in a great mistake.

You can experience true delight on the Sabbath from family history work...Finding family members...can bring immense joy.

I've witnessed thousands of superior athletes try to becomes hitters and fail at it.