Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

Sometimes it doesn't matter "what you're doing?", the thing only matter is "At least you're doing something than doing nothing

We are one family.

Get rid of pride

Do either of you even play baseball?

The real way to gain happiness is to give it to others.

I'm just going to let my record in Congress speak for itself.

We never read without profit if with the pen or pencil in our hand we mark such ideas as strike us by their novelty, or correct those we already possess.

I am an emotional pitcher, but I can control it. When I was in high school, I was a little immature and I let my emotions get the best of me.

Not everything that’s cool is science, but everything in science is cool.

No problems are ever resolved by violence. It only aggravates the pain and the hurt on every side.