Because some things that seem unimportant now can change the course of human history -- and I am a student of human history.

Waiters are the help, dear. It's like falling in love with a blender!

I think the biggest lie the devil ever told was that beauty and goodness are the same.

It's not worth losing your soul to win a guy.

The world is full of stupid people. That's why we have rules. But with enough intelligence, a person can be above the rules. She can make rules.

You obviously don't have my soul or you wouldn't be trying to make deals.

If it looks real and feels real, do you think it matters if it's real?

Guilt is a useless feeling. It's never enough to make you change direction- only enough to paralyze you and make you... well, useless.

Guilt is a useless feeling. It's never enough to make you change direction--only enough to make you useless.

In this life, you have winners and losers. the more you win, the higher you go.

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things, Basil. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all.

If you're beautiful, you're led to believe that you can't also be smart.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

I'm angry that George Bush got to be in the White House, and I'm angry that [Al] Gore wasn't able to be a better candidate after eight years of a great economy and being an incumbent.

I was always a great believer in starting at the top. I really think that focusing on a career and working your way up is way way way overestimated.

I'm not trying to become popular.

There were times, however, when a man had to make a strategic retreat to win the game.

I looked along the San Juan Islands and the coast of California, but I couldn't find the palette of green, granite, and dark blue that you can only find in Maine.

I judge people by what they might be, - not are, nor will be.