Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

If you cannot love me, I will die. Before you came I wanted to die, I have told you many times. It is cruel to have made me want to live only to make my death more bloody.

Having more data does not always give you the power to make better decisions.

We look back on our life as a thing of broken pieces, because our mistakes and failures are always the first to strike us, and outweigh in our imagination what we have accomplished and attained.

Food, like a loving touch or a glimpse of divine power, has that ability to comfort.

Who hasn't got the seeds of evil in him?

The man who stands by and says nothing, when the peril of his government is discussed, can not be misunderstood. If not hindered, he is sure to help the enemy.

Well, it's wonderful to be identified strongly with my work.

I would like better to be known as the Godfather of Fashion, with all the implications that that word has.

Unless i'm reading an assignment or doing a paper or taking a test, i'm thinking about you.

The ingredients of happiness are so simple that they can be counted on one hand. Happiness comes from within, and rests most securely on simple goodness and clear conscience.