Because there can be consequences for saying the first thing that pops into our heads, it is prudent to exercise tact.

Just because a jackass brays does not mean you have to pay attention.

The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.

You have only one life to live, so live it without worrying about what others may think.

Men like women who are fun to be around, who are kind, intelligent, honest and who don't play games.

Like a stone thrown into a pond, a good deed can create ripples that extend far beyond the initial splash.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

People who are angry at themselves sometimes blame others. It's a sign of immaturity.

The best exercise in the world is to bend down and help someone up.

What other people think is their problem.

Communication is the key to successful relationships.

It may not matter how u start but it matters how u finish

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Justice to others and to ourselves is the same; that we cannot define our duties by mathematical lines ruled by the square, but must fill with them the great circle traced by the compasses

I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.

Whether it be personal or musical, I just think Im a walking art piece, just a ball of creativity.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

You have to like your character, because if you don't, no one else will either.

Of course, parents are the most important people in a child's life.

From my point of view, a great deal of openly expressed piety is insufferable conceit.