Because there'd be two languages I couldn't speak, French and English.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.

When we get too caught up in the busyness of the world, we lose connection with one another - and ourselves.

Fearlessness is like a muscle. The more you exercise it, the more natural it becomes to not let your fears run you.

Can freedom become a burden, too heavy for man to bear, something he tries to escape from?..Is there not also, perhaps, besides an innate desire for freedom, an instinctive wish for submission?

Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you.

I have been accused of being a traitor, and I have been accused of not supporting the military. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm telling you, I wanted to. But I was trapped. You of all people should know what it's like being caught between groups

But now behold, In the quick forge and working-house of thought, How London doth pour out her citizens!