Because though women lie when they have to and men lie all the time, the mirror always tells the truth.

As I walk through the redwood trees, my sneakers sopping up days of rain, I wonder why bereaved people even bother with mourning clothes, when grief itself provides such an unmistakable wardrobe.

The only prayer which a well-meaning man can pray is O ye gods give me whatever is fitting unto me!

I'd met Dr Dre, he was thinking about his next album, we talked a little and he said, 'Let me give you some of these loops and see what you come up with'.

Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.

Men are unwise and curiously planned.

When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.

When you travel often, you will be addicted to it forever.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

Even ministers of good things are like torches, a light to others, waste and destruction to themselves.

I’m assuming those are Daimons. (Susan) No, they’re Avon ladies. (Ravyn)