Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

What is failure to a person who is not afraid to learn from it and try again?

Wisdom of the Ages: "BS" Has now replaced death, worthless IOU's and ignorance as America's number one export.

The actor cannot afford to look only to his own life for all his material nor pull strictly from his own experience to find his acting choices and feelings.

Anything that benefits the public and not just big banking, that's what I'm with.

You have to be able to get inside the heads of the characters and completely sympathize and understand them.

I think to be oversensitive about cliches is like being oversensitive about table manners.

I'm a selfish football player. Each time the ball is snapped, I tell myself that I want to make that tackle, make that big play.

One errs as long as one strives.

Enjoy your faults, that's what separates you from the rest of the world.

Complaining is an insult to God.