Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true.

Films have a certain place in a certain time period. Technology is forever.

I was born an only child in Vienna, Austria. My father found hours to sit by me by the library fire and tell fairy stories.

Hope & curiosity about the future seemed better than guarantees. The unknown was always so attractive to me...and still is.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

I am a very good shot. I have hunted for every kind of animal. But I would never kill an animal during mating season.

I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away.

I'm a sworn enemy of convention. I despise the conventional in anything, even the arts.

All creative people want to do the unexpected.

I find very often that very ugly women have really handsome men and vice versa because they don't have any competition. Sometimes handsome men have avoided me.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

You don't have to be surprised when the end comes - just read the Word of God and get the full scoop!

To lose faith in oneself is to cease to create; to cease to create is to cease to exist.

A man who contemplates revenge keeps his wounds green.

I love your hair! It's kind of messy but like, done.

The good news is I have time.

Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records.

Great people have great egos; maybe that's what makes them great.

I'd actually rather have a talk show in Australia than even America; I hope I do end up with a talk show.

[T]he army of wrongness rampant in the world might as well march over me.