Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I still live under the illusion that basically people think of me as an up-and-coming young actor.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

What the sunshine is to the flower, the Lord Jesus Christ is to my soul.

Who will take medicine unless he knows he is in the grip of disease?

A woman likes a strong, silent man because she thinks he is listening.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want: I don't want to just repeat myself.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldnt write.

The U.S. needs to control the Middle East, the gateway to Asia. It already has military installations in Uzbekistan.

Free speech is a great idea, but were in a war.

Living in Paris was a crash course in chic.

There is an objective reality in which my body and mind are one. But I am not here and never have been.