Bed is the perfect climate.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Every song is a story unfolding.

mysterious like the moon, she would delight you in her glow, her light alone can make you question yourself.. & who was she? She will never let you know.

Laughter is a bubbly, effervescent form of holiness

I go to my grandchildren. They keep their grandpa informed on what's going on.

I think we need to maintain the good relationship between the people of Egypt and the people of the United States.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional.

What was this big sound bite, though, at the time? It was, "Will Donald Trump and his supporters accept the election results." He won.

If you want it to happen, you must make it happen. If you let it happen, you won't like what happened.

A nation to be great ought to be compressed in its increment by nations more civilized than itself.

Progress is made by trial and failure; the failures are generally a hundred times more numerous than the successes ; yet they are usually left unchronicled.