Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

A visionary is a leader of excellence who sees what others do not see, who achieves for now and plans for the future, who positively impacts different generations and raises up other visionaries.

Beware of desp'rate steps the darkest day lived till tomorrow will have pass'd away.

As often happens during a war, some parts of the country prospered, notwithstanding the constant loss.

I've been real fortunate to be on a lot of great teams.

Recognizing your own ignorance is the first step toward wisdom.

Perseverance isn't just the willingness to work hard. It's that plus the willingness to be stubborn about your own belief in yourself.

A national movement, which does not include in its platform the demand for an economical change advantageous to the masses has no chance of success unless supported by foreign aid.

The vanity of being known to be trusted with a secret is generally one of the chief motives to disclose it.

I'm a great believer in gathering together all your obsessions and seeing if you can make a novel out of them.

One out of every 12 jobs in the economy is connected in some way, shape or form to what happens on the farm.