Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Strangely enough, I don't seem to tolerate food in great quantities or when it is too rich anymore.”“That's perfectly all right. Most people dig their graves with their own teeth as it is.

There's something more surprising than becoming a bestseller, and that's receiving messages of hate by other fellow authors.

The meeting began well, meaning it had the potential for being short.

Yes, I'm shallow, I don't mind admitting it. Perhaps I should admit that there's no end to the depths of my shallowness.

Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have.

We become extraordinary when we realize how extraordinary our existence is.

I think it's interesting to see how things come into and go out of fashion.

I want to thank all my teammates who scored so many runs and Joe DiMaggio, who ran down so many of my mistakes.

Anyway, just because you're sworn enemies doesn't mean you can't be friends, does it?

Thou art a Castilian King urinal!