Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

I found out water can be drunk straight.

My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.

I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.

The press made me something I really wasn't and I tried to live up to what they made me.

We are either going to have a future where women lead the way to make peace with the Earth or we are not going to have a human future at all.

Often the only thing a child can remember about an adult in later years, when he or she is grown, is whether or not that person was kind to him or her.

There is an excess both in happiness and misery above our power of sensation.

Tequila is like acid in a glass.

Good deeds are no less good because their object is unworthy.

From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation.

Boredom is the only sure cure for neurosis.

Intelligence is nothing without delight.

How well you do in life shouldn't depend on how well your parents did.

I am a great believer in naps, whatever age you are.