Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

Intelligence is to spot paradoxes. Wisdom is to live by them.

We all have a responsibility to protect endangered species, both for their sake and for the sake of our own future generations.

I don't sign contracts for my books.

We live in an age when there is no room for the impossible.

We start with the perfect experience and then work backward. That's how we're going to continue to be successful.

All my life I've believed in myself. And I have never given up.

A party without cake is really just a meeting.

In the final analysis courage is nothing but an affirmative answer to the shocks of existence, to the shocks which it is necessary to bear for the sake of realizing one's own nature.

the government can do nothing for you. But you can do everything for yourselves

I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many.