Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it's not already gone.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. Corfu? It's just a poor man's Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your producer, director, or cast mates by your bedside; it's your children. Keep that in mind.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.

If you don't acquire the discipline to push through a personal low point, you will miss the reward that comes with persevering.

Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself the courage of other persons.

In order to understand, I destroyed myself.

A library is a path to the future--find yours there.

There is therefore a tremendous mystery in the fact that God may be united with man and the man with God.

Death laughs when old women frolic.

It is a most miserable lot to be without an enemy. [No man can be successful without being envied and hated.]

Reason is immortal, all else mortal.

Think about any attachments that are depleting your emotional reserves. Consider letting them go.

Technology cannot be an end in itself but must aim at solving long term social and ecological problems.