Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I always envisioned myself as traveling the ocean of life in a rowboat where my mother was one oar and my father, the other. Having two good, solid oars made rowing much easier.

Then, all but instinctively, I took her in my arms. Pressed against me, her whole body trembling, she continued to cry without a sound.

Verbing Weirds Language only if you're expecting it to work in a simple way. This is a special case of the more general truth that Language Weirds.

He doesn’t look like the kind of person that could kill anyone? She thought. - Immortal Door

And it's just dawned on me that I might be the author of my own story, but so is everyone else the author of their own stories, and sometimes, like now, there's no overlap.

Solitude has a healing consoler, friend, companion: it is work.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation

Those are terrible people who don't like Glenn Gould... I will have nothing to do with such people, they are dangerous people.

There are some things we will always own in common. No one will ever homestead an ocean.

Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed.