Before the flowers of friendship faded friendship faded.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

A vegetable garden in the beginning looks so promising and then after all little by little it grows nothing but vegetables, nothing, nothing but vegetables.

You'll be old and you never lived, and you kind of feel silly to lie down and die and to never have lived, to have been a job chaser and never have lived.

You are all a lost generation.

America is my country and Paris is my hometown.

In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.

Love: the skillful audacity required to share an inner life.

What was the use of my having come from Oakland it was not natural to have come from there yes write about it if I like or anything if I like but not there, there is no there there.

That is what you are. That's what you all are...All of you young people who served in the war. You are a lost generation.

The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large.

No harm in listening. Alexei's a child, not a wizard. We don't lose control of our brains by listening.

In life, we make the best decisions we can with the information we have on hand.

I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.

DISABUSE, v.t. To present your neighbor with another and better error than the one which he has deemed advantageous to embrace.

"Novels and gardens," she says. "I like to move from plot to plot."

The only difference from one $100 million budget film to another is which of the 12 box stars are getting $20 million to be in it.

I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.

I am firm in my belief that a teacher lives on and on through his students. Good teaching is forever and the and the teacher is immortal.

I have been visualizing myself every night for the past four years standing on the podium having the gold placed around my neck.