Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The Lord does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.

A world without books would be a world not worth living in.

Man sees what he knows, not what he seesShort story, The Mallard

I... know what I do and am unmoved by men's blame or their praise either.

True humility is more like self-forgetfulness than false modesty.

One does not always do the best there is. One does the best one can.

I met Jeb Bush in 1971 in my hometown in Mexico. We dated for three years back and forth. Then, after three years, he proposed to me.

For the average person walking down a dark street late at night, a promise from a politician is worth far less than a .38 Special.

I think the success of any school can be measured by the contribution the alumni make to our national life.

I have a kind of standard explanation why, which goes like this: Science fiction is one way of making sense out of a senseless world.