Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with.

Understand me. I’m not like an ordinary world. I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?

People are strange: They are constantly angered by trivial things, but on a major matter like totally wasting their lives, they hardly seem to notice.

Find what you love and let it kill you.

If something burns your soul with purpose and desire, it’s your duty to be reduced to ashes by it. Any other form of existence will be yet another dull book in the library of life.

Love is a fog that burns with the first daylight of reality.

Sometimes I feel as if we are all trapped in a movie. We know our lines, where to walk, how to act, only there is no camera. Yet, we can't break out of the movie. And it's a bad one.

You have to die a few times before you can really live.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare.

Raise your children with right values and education. You may end up living frugal but you will die rich else you will live rich but die poor.

I would rather serve God and displease my flesh than serve my flesh and displease God.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

Hillary Clinton doesn't like Putin because Putin has outsmarted her at every step of the way.

A gentleman is someone who never gives offense unintentionally.

Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isn't that after all the definition of marriage?

Something of eternal significance transpired there. Not only was the calendar of the world changed, but heaven itself and eternity were affected.

There's a classic story I tell about when I did the Man Show about the retarded conversations that you have with the executive producers and the network.

Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.

My work is about life as you and I experience it. You're either lucky or you're not lucky; either your relationship works or it doesn't.