Behind every glorious facade there is always hidden something ugly.

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.

We have no need of other worlds. We need mirrors. We don't know what to do with other worlds. A single world, our own, suffices us; but we can't accept it for what it is.

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

Man does not create gods, in spite of appearances. The times, the age, impose them on him.

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.

Science explains the world, but only Art can reconcile us to it.

The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes.

Good books tell the truth, even when they're about things that never have been and never will be. They're truthful in a different way

Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She scissored short. Sorely shorn, Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some savage, spectacular suicide.

If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.

We should not leave our "house of bread", because it is our assurance of eternity.

Chiropractic is founded upon different principles than those of medicine.

No sign of purpose can be detected in any part of the vast universe disclosed by our most powerful telescopes.

Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains; but, like them, they break the storm and purify the air of the plain beneath them.

Because of fear, they made shelter and found food and grew things. For the same reason, weapons were stored, waiting.

If we are free from attachment, we can easily recognize ourselves in other people, in different forms of manifestation, and then we don't have to suffer.

You can't accomplish anything worthwhile if you inhibit yourself. If life teaches you nothing else, know this for sure: When you get the chance, go for it.

You start a project as a young person and then at the end you are another person. You are ready to go for your pension.

Don't you ever grow up, it could stay this simple.

Sure! Why should any experts be the arbiters... That's like telling someone they can't be a vegetarian.