Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

You're the hunter, the warrior. You're stronger than anyone else here, that's your tragedy.

You think sometimes that maybe if the person who hurt you is clobbered you will feel a little better. But it actually doesn't.

I have favourite songs for different things. The diversity of it is the strength.

If you're lucky enough to pick what you do, that's the greatest career you can have. Ultimately, that's my goal: to have choices.

He was reading from the beginning so that he could get to the end, where the reader was assured that the knight and the fair maiden lived together happily ever after.

I'm in exactly the same position as everybody else who has a small business.

I'm just as white as I am black, and I'm just as Russian Jew as I am West Indian.

Recreate the world in your own image and make it better for your having been here.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.