Behind every successful man, is a Woman breathing through her mouth

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

I don't always feel lucky, but I'm smart enough to try.

I always wanted to be known as a songwriter and not just a songbird.

I don't think anybody really loves the sound of their own voice, but the tweakability is huge.

I enjoy talking to fans.

I was going to say we saw Secretary [Hillary] Clinton reported that she believes that she would've won the election but for the interference of the FBI director James Comey.

Nothing that can be, can come between me and the full prospect of my hopes.

I see a good marriage as being like two tall trees growing beside each other, each nourishing the grace of the other.

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

Foolishness is giving up without any effort or not giving up after putting in all your effort. Secret of freedom is putting all your effort and giving up!

I do not recognize these as defeats. They are but interesting experiences of life. They are valuable stepping stones to success.