Behold congenial Autumn comes, the Sabbath of the Year.

Everything worthwhile ends. We are in the perpetual process now: creation, maturation, cessation.

I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

Sometimes you have to tell a a bunch of lies to get at the truth.

The government favors the most diplomatic language. That's why any letter to them should always start with, "Dear turkeys and foul maggots..."

I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.

Fortune makes our virtues and vices visible, just as light does the objects of sight.

One night is awaiting us all, and the way of death must be trodden once. [Lat., Omnes una manet nox, Et calcanda semel via leti.]

My health is very much improved.

Every person - with his or her own skills, abilities and uniqueness - can contribute to others and bring great joy to those that fortune has not smiled upon.

You can only find opportunities if you are looking for them.

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.