Behold, my children!" she said. "The instrument of my revenge. I will call it a scythe!"The Titans muttered among themselves: What is that for? Why is it curved? How do you spell scythe?

Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

Yeah, Hera was definitely channelling her inner Wicked Witch of the West that day.

Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.

So, you invite a wild rabbit living in Italy to a party on the island of Crete. What’s it supposed to do, swim there? Its little tux would get wet.

Remember, never to fear the power of evil more than your trust in the power and love of God.

A tech-savvy Board sets a right tone for shaping the culture of innovation.

The soldiers never explained to the government when an Indian was wronged, but reported the misdeeds of the Indians.

You have to be very brave in that first writing session.

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literally a pain in the arse, so I dont use it.

For the person who wants to get to the mystical experience directly, Tantric Buddhism is the path.

The nearer we live to God while we live, the more ready we will be to dwell forever in His presence when we die.

What have I got better than anyone? Age.

If you offer me a job sitting in a Winnebago with make-up girls and free food, I'm probably going to take it.

The truth is ever best.