Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards; there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine; a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.

A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned.

Well done is better than well said.

The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance.

You can do anything you set your mind to.

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

There is a saying that, according to what a person's mentality is, even an angel may seem to him to have a devil's face.

Well, lets just say, if your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you dont want Linux.

A lot of Americans like happy endings, but life does not necessarily have a happy ending.

I live in Hamburg; that's in the north. And I live on the outskirts of town. It looks like countryside.

What permaculturists are doing is the most important activity that any group is doing on the planet.

Too many things on my mind, said Wilbur. Well, said the goose, that's not my trouble. I have nothing at all on my mind, but I've too many things under my behind.

I'm an equal-opportunity law-enforcement guy - I lock everybody up.

People first. Dogs second. Things last.

Be patient and live with the knowledge that all you are searching for is certain to come if you prepare for it and expect it.

I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked