Being #1 on MSN is like being Valedictorian of summer school.

Judges in Texas swing the gavel with one hand and take money with the other.

. . . what is thought now, and held to be universal truth, was not thought then, or true of that time.

Change is non-linear and can go backwards, forwards and sideways

I want to be on that team that wins the world championship here in Chicago and sees the city go crazy.

Time--our youth--it never really goes, does it? It is all held in our minds.

Little by little, even with other cares, the slowly but surely working poison of the garden-mania begins to stir in my long-sluggish veins.

After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.

If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling in the world.

A discussion becomes destructive when it begins to generate more heat than light.

Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

This is what daughters did. They left, and came home later with lives of their own.