Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand.

I would have to say the power to heal. This show has enhanced my relationship to magic. I would have called it prayer. There are definitely certain incantations that I do now.

Nature does not make mistakes. Right and wrong are human categories.

I want to get up in the morning and just roll over in my bed into an indoor swimming pool. And then swim to the breakfast table.

Anger is fire. It burns inside. It destroys.

I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

My hair dries straight naturally, so I'm always trying to find anything to give it volume or give it a little bit of bounce.

A long time ago I learned not to explain things to people. It misleads them into thinking they're entitled to know everything I do. -Sara

Health is a consumation of a love affair of all the organs of the body.

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine.