Being a martyr is highly overrated.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

She had storms all her life, but she died peacefully.

A real life doesn't ask you to stop and move back

What you must understand is that my voice comes from the energy of the audience. The better they are, the better I get.

In terms of evolutionary history, it was only yesterday that men learned to walk around on two legs and get in trouble thinking complicated thoughts. So don't worry, you'll burn out.

A child may have to be snatched with roughness away from a fire so that he shall not be burnt.

Everyone wanted to be rich and beautiful, but the truly rich and beautiful had to pretend they were just the same as everyone else.

There's more chance of me flying Concorde to the moon blindfolded than there is of you taking Wales to the World Cup.

The guest of our soul knows our misery; He comes to find an empty tent within us - that is all He asks.

C++ is a ridiculously complicated travesty that few have the excess IQ points to understand enough not to screw up massively.

My love is thaw'd; Which, like a waxen image 'gainst a fire, bears no impression of the thing it was