Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

There is no top. You are never going to reach the top if you go for success. That way lies madness.

Uncertainty is one of government recipes.

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive.

Mothers don't let your daughters grow up to be models unless you're present.

I got started acting by going to auditions that my mom found in the entertainment section of our local news paper. Then, I got a manager and started going out on more auditions.

An interior designer must be able to clarify his intent keeping ever in mind that decorating is not a look, it's a point of view.

All moral obligation resolves itself into the obligation of conformity to the will of God.

There's just no great rock albums anymore. There's a lot of rock music out there, but it's very bland and disposable.

I've been a fan of the Marvel Universe since I was a little child.

I'm not perfect, but I'm focused when I have a goal.

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.