Being a working person who works for the studios. It's a minefield and there's tons of stuff you need to know. And people mess it up all the time.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

You can think clearly only with your clothes on.

I may not have wings, but my hands do a better job in wiping away the tears anyway.

Christianity is an adventure of the spirit or it is not Christianity.

I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church.

Why are they going to disappear him?' I don't know.' It doesn't make sense. It isn't even good grammar.

I hit your thigh!” “Oh, please. A man doesn’t need that long to recover from a knee to the thigh.

Smile, don’t frown. Look up don’t look down. Believe in yourself Don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are. And let your live flow.

I needed to hear the world but didn't want the world to know I was listening.

You can be a nice guy that wants to kill himself.

Butterflies are not insects,' Captain John Sterling said soberly. 'They are self-propelled flowers.