Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

The essence of life: be good to all souls like you seek them to be good to your soul.

We belong to a nation, whose fate is to shoot at the enemy with diamonds.

We must face the fact that the preservation of individual freedom is incompatible with a full satisfaction of our views of distributive justice.

You're going to merge your mind with the mind of eternity that goes on forever; that is not easy. It's very intense. I mean sitting on Mount St. Helens when it went off would have been small talk.

Everybody wants to be American, it seems; I travel enough to know.

I want to do music that holds the heart of five members and send a message to my fans with the song.

A mother would never by choice sleep in a wet bed but she would gladly do so in order to spare the dry bed for her child.

The more things change, the more they stay different.

The truth is lived before it is understood. It must be fought for, tested, and appropriated. Truth is the way... Anyone will easily understand it if he just gives himself to it.

Thus, though I have heard of successful military operations that were clumsy but swift, cleverness has never been seen associated with long delays.