Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Believe in yourself and try not to take anything personally.

Reconstructing the past is rather like translating poetry. It can be done, but never exactly.

You need to set yourself up for success, too. You need to invest in yourself. You need to stop being a butthead and sabotaging yourself.

There have been only 268 of the past 3, 421 years free of war.

My feeling is that maintaining financial independence is also a healthy way to keep my feet on the ground.

Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.

The Buddha would never speak about enlightenment. The way he taught people about enlightenment was they meditated with him. He exposed them to countless views of the nagual.

People can snap. People have a limit. And some people are just plain nuts.

Licorice is the liver of candy.

If you choose the right people for the group, it goes a little bit differently. At the same time, you can't always predict what's going to happen. Success might change people.

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.