Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.

Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.

The geeks shall inherit the earth.

In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not there if you want to keep writing good code.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.

The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.

You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.

Little else matters than to write good code.

Just because your heart is beating, doesn't mean you're alive.

Who thinks you're as fantastic as your dog does?

Some people talk as if meeting the gaze of absolute goodness would be fun. They need to think again.

Don't go where I can't follow!

I need some kind of emotional stake in it to write my lyrics, assuming that place. It might just be an emotion I understand but am not currently experiencing necessarily.

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for?

Next up [new TV stars] was [Dean] Martin and [Jerry] Lewis on 'The Colgate Comedy Hour.'

Always, always lead by example. Those whom you lead will be quick to grasp the true identity of a truly professional NCO and will be more willing to follow, obey and persevere.

If 20,000 people start to sing, you tend to go along with it.

It is the triumph of superior reason to live with folks who don't have any.