Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

On his teenage son: To be honest, I'm not sure the same kid comes home each night.

I can only develop a stand-up show by being on stage. I can't write it. Whenever I see comedy written down, it very rarely makes me laugh.

I don't think interviewing people is any different than normal communication. The only thing is that it has these boundaries set upon it as to what the conversation is about.

For me, a tour show should have a narrative; it should have an arc. It shouldn't just be, "Here's one joke, here's another joke." That's not my style. They all have to somehow link together.

In fact-Dr. Sheppard!

Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt...right. I felt free.

a life without dreams, is like a bird without wings

On the hot, fragrant afternoon of my graduation from college it seemed that good fortune was not merely latent but unavoidable, folded and in the bag.

Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of U.S.A. - not on the battlefields of Vietnam.

The world we build tomorrow is born in the stories we tell our children today. Politics moves the pieces. Education changes the game.

There's no going back from what happened. You can go back and understand the past, but you can't go back and change it.

We will only grow as big as we dream that's why we must dream big.

When I paint green, it doesn't mean grass; when I paint blue, it doesn't mean sky.

I think intellectualization is what's killing most people.