Being an artist is supposed to be a scam, not a career.

As I was walking down the stairs, I kept thinking that the room felt like a movie theater with all your attention on this wall, so it seemed like a big challenge.

The Internet has a lot of solutions. I found an insane way to trap chipmunks - it was too crazy not to try.

To some extent I've always taken the architecture of the space into account.

I'm always looking at the computer. I make all of my work on the computer at some point or another. Almost all of the paintings come from a file.

Well, art has to be sexy.

When I was younger and was working as a Dia guard I would go to see everything. I went to every opening. I was really interested in seeing and learning as much as I could.

I was really naïve. I had no idea artists made money.

I've never seen a postcard of my work in a museum.

I think as a student I ended up liking so many different and conflicting things.

The way I make drawings is just with a desktop Epson C88 printer and they are designed to break, they are really cheap. So I bought a lot of them before it became impossible to find them.

I'm always interested in something when it isn't familiar to me.

Characteristics cling to families.

Truth, of course, must of necessity be stranger than fiction, for we have made fiction to suit ourselves.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

If you've experienced having control, you don't want to be moved to a subordinate position, if you have your druthers.

My biggest concern is trying to keep crazy Republicans out of office.

Every time I go to Japan and meet Capcom it is like going to see the Umbrella Corporation. You ask them things and they won't give you a straight answer about anything.

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.

Religions are founded by what mystics say when they come back; but what the mystics say is not the same as what happened to them.

Love must precede hatred, and nothing is hated save through being contrary to a suitable thing which is loved. And hence it is that every hatred is caused by love.