Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

I find the whole time travel question very unsettling if you take it to its logical extension. I think it might eventually be possible, but then what happens?

I think every person should have some faith inside him, in his heart. What matters is not an external display of this faith, but the inner state of the soul.

I have no time for things that have no soul.

I have passion for music just like I have passion for wrestling, just like I have passion for creating and acting.

Self esteem is built from the inside out and that is my inspiring message to all people.

Love people enough to tell them the truth and respect them enough to trust that they can handle it.

We shall never be fit for the service of God, if we look not beyond this fleeting life.

It's very good for us to say, as liberals, that we should be moved by everything, but the fact is that there's just so much competing for our attention.

Three weeks hadn't changed Cop Central. The coffee was still poisonous, the noise abominable, and the view out of her stingy window was still miserable. She was thrilled to be back.

People say hello to me. I mean, sometimes the sanitation truck goes by and says, hey Patti.